Just to make ya smile for second before going back to look for the Fed Ex guy ;)
Children Are Quick
TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?”
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child.)
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with “ I.”
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, “I am.”
MILLIE: All right...I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to; my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir.. It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!)
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
KWG&D Estate Planning Workshop: How Oil & Gas Interests Affect Your Estate
You are invited to attend an Estate Planning Workshop: How Oil & Gas Interests Affect Your Estate
Please indicate your preferred date and place:
Wednesday, February 22nd - 6:00-8:00 p.m.
Das Dutch Village Restaurant
150 East State Route 14, Columbiana, Ohio 44408
Wednesday, February 29 - 6:00-8:00 p.m.
Salt Fork Lodge
Route 22 East, Cambridge, Ohio 43725
Thursday, March 22nd - 6:00-8:00 p.m.
The Friendship Center
100 Kensington Rd., NE, Carrollton, Ohio 44615
This is a free Seminar to KWG&D Clients: Space is limited, reservations are required. To reserve contact Karen L. Bostrom at 330.497.0700 or email@example.com
We look forward to having you. Please bring questions.
Karen L. Bostrom
Krugliak, Wilkins, Griffiths & Dougherty Co., L.P.A.
330.497.0700 ext. 138
As I sat with my grand daughter I told her we had to do a Vulcan Mind Meld ( I made that up) to will the Fed Ex guy to stop here. Two things happened. #1,The Fed Ex guy stopped and delivered , THANK YOU LORD ! and #2 (literally) I noticed a very pungent odor coming from the diaper area, thus keeping me grounded and aware of whats important !! Diaper first, call wife second. Again, thanks to all for the wishes and prayers for my grand daughter and believe me, I am praying for all of you.
I am not even leased yet but Mickey, I hope I can be as happy as you are to today. My congratulations! I heard everyone was eating Cheerios this morning in the area lol
Billy, I hope you are as well ! My views on life are a bit different. I am not a church going guy, But I believe in God, I am sometimes annoyed at simple things that shouldn't annoy me, but I have learned to catch myself, most time at least !
The big difference, in my case anyway, is being born and raised in Cleveland and employed as a Cleveland Cop for 20 years. Our move to Guernsey County only heightened my appreciation of the area and the people. Handshakes are still used in deals, neighbors still look out for each other, and are respected . All you folks I've met and learned from on this web site. I know it's not heaven, and there are bad guys here too, but it's pretty close. Our final move to Guernsey County is still a few weeks away .
My thing now is to do the pay it forward thing. A new washer for someone, clothes, food, a car repair for a single mom, something. And I'm good to go !!
We see enough crime and injustice in the world. Let's do a little to try and offset that.
Going back to the grand daughter and do some more therapy. Works just as much for me as it does her !!
And I'm all for Cheerio's !!
Mickey, Congratulations -- I lived in Cleveland also and the winters were a little on the chilly side. Bought 40 acres almost 40 yrs ago in S.E. Ohio. Recall an earlier post yours - caution - there are BAD GUY PREDATORS out there. Those are wise words indeed? God Bless sincerely Mema and Grampy
Very wise words !! I still do some consulting here in the Cleveland area regarding personal awareness / safety . It (personal attacks/robbery ) happens more and more, but the dirtbags tend to stay away from areas where they know residents arm themselves :). I admit I do let my guard down when I stay out there in the styx, but I stay armed, regardless. As they say, better to be judged by twelve than carried by six !!
And thank you for helping me with all my questions. Even though I didn't sign with your group, my neighbor and sister and brother in law did. I felt very comfortable with your answers and sent them to you, and you followed through for them. When I signed at Salt Fork, I got to see the folks who have owned here for generations. To see the looks on there faces as they left with a new found hope for the future, that was cool !
Gulfport Energy Corporation
The Utica has the potential to make a significant impact on Gulfport within a short period of time. Gulfport invested $118.2 million in the Utica during 2011. It has 125,000 gross acres (62,500 net acres) with five-year terms and five-year options. IT has closed on 85% of the acreage with the balance awaiting title clearances etc. Gulfport has five Utica permits filed representing the first five wells to be drilled - two will be in Harrison County, one in Guernsey County and two in Belmont County. The first well is in Harrison County and the drill rig is in position and the well has been spud. Gulfport will add a second drilling rig as soon as April. Gulfport has over 30 locations in various stages of permitting. It plans on using "super pads" which will allow multiple laterals from one pad. Gulfport says there are 18 horizontal wells currently drilling in the Utica. We can expect an announcement (letter of intent) shortly on Gulfport's selection of the midstream partner in the Utica. The midstream partner is important because maximizing the value of the natural gas and liquids will be critical. The more it learns about the Utica play the more enthusiastic about the play it becomes. We should see the results of 20 gross wells this year in the Utica from Gulfport. The initial well spud is in southern Harrison County to be followed by another in Harrison County, then it will move to Belmont County and then to Guernsey County. As we said it is working on 30 locations. The plan is to drill north to south and east to west to delineate acreage this year. In 2013 the plan is to drill 50 wells and then in 2014 it plans to drill 70 wells just to hold acreage. It does not expect permitting to be a problem in Ohio, as it is still possible to walk a permit through in one week even though the state is swamped with Utica applications. Gulfport expects about $7 million per Utica Shale well depending on the length of the laterals and the depth. Utica production for Gulfport will be back-loaded this year but should start in the 3rd quarter and accelerate in the 4th quarter.
Can anyone who got a Gulfport lease through KWGD supply me with a copy of the lease/addendum? Gulfport is approaching landowners through a land agent and the lease they are offering leaves a bunch to be desired. I'd like to have some terms to counter offer that I know are already acceptable to Gulfport.