I am going to have my fire extinguisher and shovel beside of my chair.

All news reporters are agreeing that fire and crap will be tossed back and forth tonight. A few reporters were at a loss for words to describe what they might see.  It has even been suggested that one of the main speakers might not even show up. Or if they do, might really stick their foot in a cow pasture full of....well you know what cow pastures are dotted with.  Well we will…