Jack's Dictionary

 

enviomental: a mental illness in which an individual or group behaves in an irrational manner due to their envy of the success or good fortune of others. See also, enviomentalist.  enviomentalist: an individual who suffers from enviomental disease. See also, enviomental movement. enviomental movement: a group of enviomentalists joining together (with religious zeal) in an attempt to spread the enviomental disease. A form of "Mass Hysteria". Thanks to Robin Johnson for contributing enviomental.

 

Chicken Little: an individual who is convinced that some unseen (and imaginary) threat is about to destroy us.

 

Troll: an individual who crawls out from under their bridge and throws verbal “rocks” when  facts are presented. Trolls hate the truth, and when confronted with the truth, they appear, throw their rock – and then crawl back under their bridge.

 

Dimockrat: (pronounced – “Dimock-Rat”) an individual who insists upon endlessly repeating the same discredited accusations, in spite of overwhelming proof to the contrary.

 

Dimockracy:  the act of individuals banding together to fight the false statements made by Dimockrats.  See  www.dimockproud.com

 

Cluster Cluck: a situation in which Chicken Littles, Trolls and Dimockrats find themselves at the same location and spontaneously commence to verbally attack all reasonable discourse.

 

 

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Permalink Reply by lynn on August 17, 2012 at 2:02pm

Excellent!

Permalink Reply by Jack Straw on August 29, 2012 at 1:38pm

A new entry for Jack’s Dictionary: celebriluddite  (aka celebritroll) - someone who thinks that their status as a celebrity gives them the right to tell other people what they should do with their land. It helps if they have no idea what they are talking about.

 

“Yoko Ono, son Sean Lennon announce anti-fracking coalition of artists in New York”

Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/yoko-ono-son-sean-lennon-ann...

Can you spot the trolls in this picture?

                         

To paraphrase a person who knew how to sing, wite songs, do drugs, hang out with weird women and little else:

All Jack is saying is, don’t give trolls a chance.

All Jack is saying is, don’t give trolls a chance.

 

JS

Permalink Reply by Bluflame on August 30, 2012 at 5:04am

  Refreshing to see that the anti-fracking crowd is now attracting true experts to their cause as opposed to merely crackpots. (pun intended)

BluFlame

Permalink Reply by lynn on August 30, 2012 at 11:18am

So true so true.  Just two more 'celebriluddites' (cool word but hard to spell, had to keep going back to the 'dictionary') who miss their time in the sun and are trying to recreate it any way they can.

Permalink Reply by Bluflame on August 30, 2012 at 11:55am

I note that Sean has adopted the Lebron James/Duane Wade lens-less glasses look. (Wonder if Lebron & Duane are anti-Frackers). I guess they are attempting to project a look of academia, in an attempt to be taken seriously.

BluFlame

Permalink Reply by Jack Straw on August 30, 2012 at 2:55pm

What I find disgusting is that a number of these celebriluddites are themselves tax exiles.

They choose to live here in order to avoid the high taxes of their home countries.

They come here, ensconce themselves in penthouse apartments - and then they think that they should have the right to tell us what we can do with the property that belonged to our families for generations.

These are the types of people (who often inherited their wealth) that our ancestors fled from in sailing for America.

Now, since (for them) good servants are so very hard to find, they want to keep people down on the farm (the further down, the better).

Enough from these "trust fund" babies.

The Lennons are like a Potato plant - the only part that was ever worth anything is buried in the ground.

I sometimes wonder as to who is more worthless; the celebriluddites or the people who take them seriously.

In 1776 we decided that we did not need an aristocracy, in 1776 we decided that we need not follow the dictates of a "ruling class".

 

All IMHO,

               JS

 

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