Single middle age guy looking for lonely single female (any age) to be his future ex-wife. Preferably she be willing (and able) to rake leaves, mow grass, clean barn and shovel snow while I surf the internet. Must own at least 100 acres of land with unleased gas and oil rights in the Utica shale wet gas play. Willing to relocate. Inquire within. (LOL)

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too funny dude
I know one in that exact category, but she got snatched up about a month ago. What a lucky guy he was to get what he got!  I suggest you run an add in the Monroe County Beacon which reaches all of those who have not yet received the internet service promised to "all of rural America" by Slick WIlly, Obama, the government agencies and Monroe County officials. Tax dollar provided Internet service signal only made it to Woodsfield and the close surrounding metropolitan areas of the center of Monroe Commerce. The local news paper advertisement or bar room add posting may be you best chance of fullfilling your needs. You could possibly hire someone to assist you, but it is very difficult to interview and find someone who can pass a drug test as recently reported by a source close to an oil company associated hiring endeavor. GOOD LUCK!

MonBel...,  Damn! I should have taken this approach a month sooner! I'll take your suggestions under advisement. LOL!

 

Hello again AT, I found one fer ya, but she only has three teeth........is that a problem?

How many acres does she have? More importantly, does she own the gas & oil rights and are they unleased?
She has over 100 acres, is unleashed, but still HBP (held by parents)? She also has a boat and knows how to clean fish.
HBP = not good. Let me guess, she's 50, has 3 teeth, corn-fed, uglier than a mud fence in the middle of a rain storm, never been married and lives in her parent's basement? The HBP would present a problem.

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